Wayne Garland Discovers a New Disease! More than a month after promising the WWSN that he would answer a couple of questions pertaining to his infamous "Light Bulb Demonstration", Mr. Garland has broken his self-imposed vow of silence to introduce the discovery of a new and potentially serious disease. While the WWSN was concerned that Mr. Garland was simply avoiding the issues at hand and never intended to respond as he had promised, it appears now that we were wrong in our rush to judgment. Wayne Garland was quite busy commiserating with ginseng samples at the LifesMiracle warehouse at the same time as he was using his real-doctor stethoscope to check the LifesMiracle.com downline for a pulse every hour on the hour (no signs of life have been detected as yet). With a work schedule that would overwhelm any real doctor half his age, Mr. Garland was also investigating a new disease and preparing a full report as Steven E. Smith sought out a genuine doctor who might be willing to submit Garland's research to a professional medical journal for peer review. Wayne Garland (not a real doctor, but he plays one in an MLM) named this new disease "BOWEL BREATH" and ironically, announced the first victim as being Mr. Bob Burtis, the publisher and webmaster of the WorldWide Scam Network web site. Even as the WWSN continued to publish new findings regarding Wayne Garland and his lack of any higher education or accredited medical or science degrees, that same heroic man was reaching out to Mr. Burtis to advise him of an appropriate course of treatment for his potentially life-threatening condition. Knowing that Mr. Burtis would ignore any medical diagnosis from someone who was not really a doctor, Mr. Garland cleverly forwarded his diagnosis and report to a supporter of the WWSN, written on his own personal prescription pad stationary (the same one he utilizes almost daily to keep Stephen A. Brown, PhD, heavily medicated at all times). Naturally, part of Dr. Garland's ruse as a "medical doctor" includes nearly illegible handwriting, so we have transcribed his notepad diagnosis into a text format below. ZAMBI@aol.com wrote: www.theworldwidescam.com Who is the biggest scammer???? Bowel Breath Burtis!!!!! 3 Times a Bankrupt??????? Naturally, the aforementioned WWSN supporter did indeed forward Dr. Garland's cryptic diagnosis on to the WWSN founder and Mr. Burtis has sought out appropriate professional advice from trained professionals at the Acme Comedy Club in Minneapolis. At the same time, she wrote back to Dr. Garland both to thank him and to ask a few pertinent follow-up questions: Dear Dr. Garland, Thank you for your comments. I know something about the publisher of the WorldWide Scam Network, and Burtis' financial misfortunes might be a legitimate concern if you were thinking of loaning him some money - which I would not recommend - nor has he requested any financial assistance from anyone. Since he has not approached you or I about borrowing money, I must wonder why his financial history is of any interest or concern to you, or anyone else, for that matter? The site you have referenced is published by the very worst MLM scam artist on the Internet, Mr. Phil Piccolo. If you are an associate, friend or sympathizer of this notorious criminal, you have my condolences. I am not certain what you are referencing with the above subject description of "BOWEL BREATH BURTIS". Are you aware of some type of medical condition that Mr. Burtis is suffering from? Do you have a diagnosis and appropriate course of treatment that you would proscribe for him? Is "BOWEL BREATH" a serious health condition? But then, you are not really a "doctor" are you? Even Steven E. Smith has acknowledged that you bought a degree from the diploma mill known as Rochville University. Your comments seem to be quite out of character for a man whom Steven E. Smith describes as a wise, kind and gentle man. I am not aware of anything Mr. Burtis has said bad about you, except to point out that you are fraudulently representing yourself as a "doctor". And you also ask: Who is the biggest scammer???? Is Mr. Burtis involved in some sort of scam? Please elaborate and provide details. You may wish to contact his associates Rod "The MLM Watchdog" Cook or MLM Attorney Jeffrey Babener at MLMLegal.com with this information. I would also disassociate myself from his work if you are able to provide details in support of your allegations. In what way is Mr. Burtis a scammer? Business bankruptcies are a legal, moral and ethical option which have been used by people in all walks of life, including Donald Trump. If you have genuine information pertaining to Mr. Burtis' involvement in some sort of a scam or a medical condition (such as "BOWEL BREATH") that you are concerned about, please advise and I will help you to notify the proper individuals or authorities. Thank you for your interest and concern. Lynnette Adelson As of today, Dr. Garland has not responded with any further unsolicited medical advice.